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Amazon.jp serves as the litmus test for this little experiment, where excitement for Doki Doki Majo Shinpan is currently listed at a fever pitch. How much? Enough that it beats out both a Final Fantasy game(Tactics, for the PSP) and a new Zelda (Phantom Hourglass) for the coveted ichiban #1 spot on the preorder sales list. Keep in mind this represents only theoretical hype  the tactile witch hunt doesnt start proper until July. Import freaks better get your wallet out now if you plan getting your stylus on some jailbait witch booty.

The games developers are as surprised as you are. Over on the Doki Majo blog, the producer of the game sends tearful shoutouts and thankyous to all the tentative witch touchers waiting breathlessly out there in the wings. Sure, its crazy, but with Doki Doki Majo Shinpan, SNK might just be staring down the barrel of a megahit.

In case youve forgotten, DDMS centers around the central conceit of witch touching. With your stylus, you play the role of Akuji Nishimura who is commanded  by an angel no less  to prod, titillate and otherwise examine seemingly ordinary junior high school girls for any signs of latent witchery that might conceivably be lurking under their skirts in the form of a magical crest.

A Barry White level of finesse is apparently necessary for das hexenverfolgungem  play too rough or too soft and the witches will slip from your grasp like a sweatslick plastic stylus on a crowded subway train. Wise man say: Only the master witchtouchers can get a girls heart racing with the slightest brush from of an Inquisitive (you see what I did there?) hand.

Witch touching!

  MEMBER COMMENTS 
   Hahaha, too true Krypter... 
Author:  job2917, 05/06/2007 12:07 AM PDT 
  
Only in japan can you buy a little girls used panties from a vending machine and play video games that involve stalking and raping you victem. What do you expect from a country that invented tenticle rape?...  
  Sex sells 
Author:  Krypter, 05/05/2007 07:27 PM PDT 
  
Im surprised it took this look for hentai to show up on the DS. Itll make a mint. The Japanese are about as perverted as any modern culture can get. ...  
  she turned me into a newt! 
Author:  DesertEagle45, 05/05/2007 02:41 PM PDT 
  
a newt? I got better... lol, love monty python...  
  @Krakrok 
Author:  Serraxor, 05/05/2007 11:32 AM PDT 
  
Oddly, no. Im likely going to import... I just want to see some screens ^_^ ...  
  RE: zen_novice 
Author:  naznatips, 05/04/2007 05:08 PM PDT 
  
Actually, Im 19 and I love Monty Python, especially Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Witches obviously float. As well small pebbles. ...  
  ????????????魿???翿??? 
Author:  pumaloco, 05/04/2007 05:03 PM PDT 
  
what is this all about?? wiki it. "In order to find the witch Akuji must search the suspected girls bodies for a "witch mark", the preferred method is by using touch (using the stylus to guide his hands)." http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doki_Doki_Majo_Saiban...  
  Any once again were all 
Author:  happily_Deranged, 05/04/2007 03:15 PM PDT 
  
reminded of those oft forgotten cultural barriers between the U.S. and Japan. I think its a safe bet that game wont be seeing a stateside release. Mores the the pity I suppose. ...  
  You have to be 40 
Author:  zen_novice, 05/04/2007 02:47 PM PDT 
  
You have to be around 40 to understand the water comment below. "Its just a scratch!"...  
  Am I the only one here... 
Author:  Krakrok, 05/04/2007 02:47 PM PDT 
  
that really wants to play this game all of a sudden?! A US release sounds very unlikely though. And yes, I have no shame. ...  
  Culture Barrier... 
Author:  frequentcontributor, 05/04/2007 02:17 PM PDT 
  
Too bad this game will never come over here. Say what you will about the popularity of quirky Japanese games in the US, but molesting female junior high students would NOT go over well here. If you think that violent games are causing a stir among politicians, imagine what this ...  
  can you throw them in the water? 
Author:  gcacho, 05/04/2007 12:38 PM PDT 
  
Umm, just to see if they float?...  
  what... 
Author:  Wan_Flan, 05/04/2007 12:34 PM PDT 
  
WTF is that game even about!?...  
  Ummm 
Author:  skudger, 05/04/2007 12:02 PM PDT 
  
Wow. Thats certainly.....something....  
  The DS owns the world 
Author:  Wii_Play_Xbox, 05/04/2007 11:50 AM PDT 
  
More gazilions to Nintendo. Things are getting even again....